The causes of fever (18+)

Do not forget to smile!

Heroes:

Doctor – Mr GiveMeABreak
Concierge – Mr FullyErected
Gardener – Mr SwollenEnough

Wife – Mrs AggressiveMouth
Step-son – Joe GrabIt
Husband – Mr Begging4Tomorrow
Young model – Ms DeepExplorer 

Monday. 11am 

The Office of the Doctor. 

Mrs AgressiveMouth: It’s all the fever, Doctor. Some mild diseases produce very high fevers – and severe illnesses can produce mild fever. Therefore, I am very sick!

Dr GiveMeABreak: But, my dearest, your husband is complaining that each time you are seeing him you are moaning loudly and begging to be…let me find the appropriative word. Hm, ‘filled’?

Mrs. AggressiveMouth: Because I’m starving (she lifted doctors shirt, unzipped the trouser and turned enough to engulf his treasure…)

Dr. GiveMeABreak: Did I say it was necessary? But it feels very juicy, Mrs Agggrrrrrrrr

1pm

Mr FullyErected was prepared. He knew all about Mrs AggresiveMouth, what she likes or dislikes, because he had installed the camera inside of the main office. He also sold all ‘film-sessions’ to the local gardener and even to the husband, Mr Begging4Tomorrow. 

Mrs AgressiveMouth (in the dark small concierge-room): So? 

Mr FullyErected: It is there. (paused) Between.

Mrs AggressiveMouth: But I can NOT find anything. Maybe we should do that outdoors. Too dark here.

Mr FullyErected: Girl, you are probably completely exhausted after the visit to the doctor. Look, I’m holding it. 

Mrs AggressiveMouth (staring at his hand): Maybe we should take a walk first?

Mr FullyErected: I can’t walk with a cum-loaded gun and the room is only 2 meters long. He need a deep, very deep cleaning, please (looks sad)

Mrs AggressiveMouth (investigating the area): I need a breath of the fresh air, can I open the window?

Mr FullyErected: That’s a great idea! Dreaming to get pounded by a Big Star while a dozen more folks looking at you..?

Mrs AggressiveMouth: I’m really worried about your mental health, Harold (on the way out)

1:02pm

The garden. Two in the bushes.

Mr SwollenEnough: Shit, your mum is on the way out, Joe. 

Joe GrabIt: He’ve promised to keep her busy an hour or so. A fuckin’ lair! If she’ll find out that my step-dad is trying to leave to Hawaii with Ms DeepExplorer ..I can’t even imagine what she’d do to my dad (looks worried)

Mr SwollenEnough: (chuckling) Only nice things…

Joe GrabIt: You gonna help us. You owe us the money, dude. A lot! (he grabbed the biggest part of ‘Enough-ness’) Try to keep her busy or next time… (he looked down at the swollen parts of Mr Gardener)

1:04pm 

In the garden, near the gate. 

Mr SwollenEnough: (without trousers, but with the scissors) Madame, I’d like to get the advice about my wild flower.  

Mrs AggressiveMouth: (carefully) Its kinda blooming. Oh sweetheart, I’d like to help, but my my mouth are totally exhausted today and it is only 1pm (she takes 2 steps closer to the gardener) mmmm, what are you doing here outside? (flirting) You should become a doctor, haha.  

Mr SwollenEnough: Once upon a time I was a doctor, but if you’d like to hear the rest of the story you have to follow me downstairs. 

Mrs AggressiveMouth: Only to check that 10-inches flower. 

Mr SwollenEnough: It is 11. And it is a special sort, called ‘mallet’, hits like a hammer.

Mrs AggresiveMouth: I doubt that.

9pm

The gardeners bunker. 

Mr SwollenEnough: (collecting his cum in the sink) Just want to add it to my cum-collection. 

Mrs AggressiveMouth (annoyed): Ok. I have to rush, my husband is probably hungry. And alone. 

3am, Hawaii

Sunny Beach.

Mr Begging4Tomorrow: (over-excited, talking) …and then I told him that the only obstacle to the perception of this reality is man’s own mind with its confused and distorted perceptions. It is called no-mind. To attain this state…

Ms DeepExplorer: (interrupting, leaning against his body) You have to check my steaming-hot reservoir. 

Mr. Begging4Tomorrow: But it is a public place and sex is just the illusion, you have to cut through that and perceive The Truth, Isabella.

Ms DeepExplorer: Who said I won’t? (she bent down and gave a deep kiss to her sad zen-lover)

9:15pm

Someone is knocking on the door of the doctor’s office.

Mr FullyErected (from the darkness): It is closed, lovely. 

Mrs AggressiveMouth: (too agressive): He is just hiding from me. And I have a very high fever! 

Mr FullyErected: I don’t know. Maybe. He left to Alaska.

Mrs AgressiveMouth (in schock): Whattt???? My husband is gone. My son is gone. My doctor, the last hope, is gone. My life is destroyed!!!! 

Mr FullyErected: (takes her hand, offering to find again those missing parts) Let me fullfil your  dreams and empty spaces.

Mrs AgressiveMouth is desperately crying, while trying to find the most fullest part of his promises. 

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Next Post – Pastor Luke Copyright and VS-church 

Bartender Luke

Inspired by the novel “Since we fell”, Dennis Lehane

She tapped the ash of her cigarette:
“So what’s your story?” 

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“Luke Land Whiskeyson Copyright.
That’s my full name.

You can tell me anything, girl,
I won’t judge.

One more marriage went tits-up?
Lost the job?
The last guy you banged turned into asshole?
The whole fuckin’ world went to shit around you?
Come here, babe, sit in front of me, 
Luke Land Whiskeyson Copyright.
I’ll serve you a drink,
Or two,
Or many…”

“Sounds like an amazing guy,” – the lips added, overexcited. 

“Nope. I am a dickhead, most of the days.
But I’m a great bartender,
And girls loves my Loop-Land-Willy.”

After the pause Luke added:
“And a lot of people were better off for knowing me.”

“I didn’t mean to suggest otherwise.”

“But you did.”

“Did I? Hm. I’m sorry,” – she fumbled in her purse and came back with one more cigarette. 

“Honey, your sorry doesn’t mean shit to me. 
Unless it is blowing my Son Of Whiskey 3 hours non-stop.”

“Woulda be nice to know Him first, Luke,” – she exhaled and followed the smoke with her gaze. 

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“We don’t get what we want, just what we can handle…” – and Luke coughed into his fist. He wanted to be left alone. As well as his hard-working willy.


Next post – “Wisdom from Luke” 

 

 

Wisdom from Luke #6

Some of Luke’s favourite wisdoms:

1. You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands: if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

2. To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse. #Valentino

3. A woman who doesn’t change her mind doesn’t have one.

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Beach Body 2018

There’re 3 ways to get a Bikini Body Fast! Really fast!

For the guys:

The spring is here, and that means the summer is on the way!
‘The summer’ means => the days on the beach => checking out the hottest girls of the district, parading in a small pieces of clothes.

Fuck the imagination and use your eyes!

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My only advice: Get ‘the enlargement’ and eat damn protein! Thats all you need if you’ve got a fat credit card to show…

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For the girls:

The spring is the time to get active! I meant THAT active -> fast. sex. on. the. beach.

What you do (or don’t do) over the next month will determine whether you can dare to get that sex-action when the sun comes out to play on your summer vacay. Or not. Hm.

Don’t cry, babes!
Luke is here and that means – it is not yet too late!

Step 1. Tone your trouble zones

I’d advice to use the chocolate-boxes and a vanilla sugar.
How? Lift the boxes (5 kg each) of the chocolates DAILY. Start from 100 (for each hand).
Cover yourself in a vanilla-sugar. Why? Mmmm, just to make it more fun!

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Step 2. Get Luke involved

Getting Luke involved in your fitness-regime gives you the motivation to never miss a workout ( #LukePromise). 
How? Through Luke’s bedroom-podcast-talk only. Send him your photo/video and he’ll tell you if he’s interested to help you with your problematic body-areas. 

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Step 3. Never let some asshole tell you you’re not beautiful enough to have fun.

For beauty is in the eye…of ‘the blind’.
And you know what..? Luke agrees to play the blind one, if you’ll follow the step #2.

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Next post – Wisdom From Luke 

Wisdom from Luke #5

5 signs she is NOT your soulmate:

  1. She’s skipping the princess-level and jumping to “I am the queen’ without any warning!
  2. She want the confession and the evidence of your cum 99 days after the intercourse!
  3. She is happy on Mondays! Really? What the kind of chick is that???
  4. She wanna cry and look pretty.
  5. When she asks you: “How do I look, sweetie?” -> Never ever tell her she looks tired! 
Already did? Dig the grave, dude..dig the grave!

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The lesson of ‘Perfect Pitch’ from Luke Copyright

The year is 2018 and Luke Copyright captivates audiences in his hometown WP with his skills on the “knowing the women” and various sex-tricks/life hacks. That means Luke can look at your body with his closed eyes and tell everything about you: what did you eat for the breakfast and why the last one night stand ended up without any “stand”.

Luke knows!

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The technical term for that mysterious gift is “absolute pitch”, and it is exceptionally rare – only about 1 in every 10,000 people has it.

For example, Mozart had it, Igor Stravinsky did not; Frank Sinatra had it, Miles Davis did not. I’m talking now about their ability or skill to hear a note played on a musical instrument (any note!) and immediately identify which note it was.

So did the seven year old Mozart have a gift for perfect pitch?
Everything that scientists have learned about perfect pitch says NO.
And Luke Copyright is going to agree with them.

NO!

Because with the right sort of training everybody can develop a capability that seems quite magical to those of us who do not possess it…

The magic is right here -> practice!

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In short, perfect pitch is not the gift, but the ability to develop perfect pitch is the gift, because you have to practice REALLY HARD to achieve the level you want. The scientists says the best time to start is before the age of 6, 12 or 18. But Luke Copyright is 95+ and he’s telling you:

Fuck that bullshit! You can start any day.
Just choose the right type of the “object”:

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Here’s a very interesting story for you (a real one):

Ray Allen, a ten-time All-Star in the National Basketball Association and the greatest three-point shooter in the history of that league have been asked once if he was born with a shooting touch-gift (an innate gift for three-pointers). Allen did not agree. He said:

“When people say God Bless me with a beautiful jump shot, it really pisses me off. I tell those people, “Don’t undermine the work I’ve put in every day. Not some days. Every day. Ask anyone who has been on a team with me who shoots the most. Go back to Seattle and ask them. The answer is – me.”

And if you talk to Allen’s high school basketball coach you will find that Allen’s jump shoot was NOT noticeably better than his teams jump-shots back then, in fact it was poor. But Allen took control, and over time, with hard work and dedication, he transformed his jump shot into one so grateful and natural that people assumed he was born with it.

The conclusion: HARD WORK and DEDICATION!
Want to know the women?
Wanna have the magic wand/’stand’/fingers/moves?
Start practicing today!
Bless you!
Luke Copyright/

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I’ve used the introduction of the book “Peak” by Anders Ericsson/Robert Pool for this post.


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