Wisdom from Luke #12
#1 Understand, that all women love ‘simple things’. Be a man, unzip and show it!
#2 Bring the book on the first date…to open her legs with it.
#3 Promise me, you’ll always remember, that women doesn’t have ‘young souls’. They were born as 300 years old! Don’t get scared!
#4 The women are like shadows. If you will follow them – they’ll try to escape. If you’ll try to escape – they’ll follow.
#5 Nothing inspires more courage in a woman than the size of the man she loves…
NOW…GO GET THEM, BOYS!
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