Wisdom from Luke #5

5 signs she is NOT your soulmate:

  1. She’s skipping the princess-level and jumping to “I am the queen’ without any warning!
  2. She want the confession and the evidence of your cum 99 days after the intercourse!
  3. She is happy on Mondays! Really? What the kind of chick is that???
  4. She wanna cry and look pretty.
  5. When she asks you: “How do I look, sweetie?” -> Never ever tell her she looks tired! 
Already did? Dig the grave, dude..dig the grave!



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