Wisdom from Luke #5
5 signs she is NOT your soulmate:
- She’s skipping the princess-level and jumping to “I am the queen’ without any warning!
- She want the confession and the evidence of your cum 99 days after the intercourse!
- She is happy on Mondays! Really? What the kind of chick is that???
- She wanna cry and look pretty.
- When she asks you: “How do I look, sweetie?” -> Never ever tell her she looks tired! Already did? Dig the grave, dude..dig the grave!