#1 Understand, that all women love ‘simple things’. Be a man, unzip and show it!
#2 Bring the book on the first date…to open her legs with it.
#3 Promise me, you’ll always remember, that women doesn’t have ‘young souls’. They were born as 300 years old! Don’t get scared!
#4 The women are like shadows. If you will follow them – they’ll try to escape. If you’ll try to escape – they’ll follow.
#5 Nothing inspires more courage in a woman than the size of the man she loves…
NOW…GO GET THEM, BOYS!
Next post – CSSA ‘The 50 shades of August Grey’ for FEAR the FEAR Writing Challenge
Remember my previous post How to overcome sadness?
There’s a better way – find a therapist! But only a sexy one!
Sexy is from the word ‘sex’, not from the word ‘hot, pretty, beauty’.
The real hotness never takes the day OFF!
You can always shut your eyes and pretend that you are blindfolded. At least in the beginning…Yes, it can be painful. And it will be expensive. Very expensive. But if you are seeking for ‘Melinda of your Dreams’ – that’s the right place to start. Practice is the KEY!
Do NOT sex your sexy therapist TOO often and TOO much. Otherwise she’ll get used to it and it’s going to be more difficult to wave the ‘good-byes’ when the time will come – to move on – to use your perfect TOOL on the more elastic-stretchy-spring-alike-burning-hot-chick-en.
TOO healthy to ask for therapist? Desire can be a very powerful motivating tool, my dear friend…
Cheers! Luke Copyright/
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I just love this title. You?
It sounds really sad, don’t you think?
I decided to introduce you to SAD Luke Copyright today:
Here’s the Lesson about Sadness:
Sadness is one of the “6 basic emotions” described by Paul Ekman, along with happiness, anger, surprise, fear and disgust. Luke agrees. But he would like to add:
‘Sadness’ is also a moment when you are loosing connection with ‘whatever you’ve got in your pants’.
Take Away: No connection with your ‘doodle’ = No sex = No happy you
There are only 3 reasons for sadness
No matter how happy we are in our day to day lives, we’ll still have those days when we feel sad. If you are very happy today, go check ‘over-joyful’ post from Becky and buy her some coffee – Timeless Wisdom – #happiness
Reason #1 – Psychological
Example: you woke up and can’t find Melinda (or was it Linda?) in your bedroom. It’s just fkn empty! You are starting to feel sad, because you are usually getting a perfect wood-stand in the mornings. Of course, your sad reflection in the mirror, while you are jerkin’ off in the shower, is the reaction to emotional, intellectual, social and spiritual LOSS!
Reason #2 – External
Example: You are rushing home, to those awesome soft boobs of Melinda, but instead you are bumping into the bones of very sad Mrs TooDryToEnter. When you meet a person who is already sad, you probably respond with a sad facial expression and your dream or desire to jump on Melinda’s boobs is slowly vanishing…
Reason #3 – Personal
Some people are more susceptible to sadness than others are. And you are THAT ONE!
I don’t know, buddy… maybe an extra bj will help?
In any case you can order Luke’s personal help, but remember: you should be a female and not older than 25 (preferebly blonde and Victoria Secret’s Model, or at least trying to get THERE).
Next and the most important -> How to overcome sadness?
‘Spicy up your nights’
There’s a reason so many people enjoy ‘spicy’: food, parties, girls, bodies… Spicy up until it BURNS! That will send a very strong push-signal to your brain and your d@@k will release some happy endorphins. Who knows, maybe straight on the mouth of the pretty chick… but you can choose any place you like.
‘Music – Laugh – Exercise’
All three together and on the bed only!
In the company of the hot blonde beauties (preferably!)
One of the best ways to boost your mood from sad to happy in just a few minutes is – naked, laughing/or dancing Melinda (preferably on the HARDest part of your body).
There’s nothing better than that!
What? You are sad, because you doesn’t have any Melinda yet?
Dude, for the personal ‘coaching’ in this area – follow Luke and study all his posts with a pen in your hands…thats the only way!
Ha – ha!
Next post – Wisdom From Luke
- Do Not Panic! You can control your BIG Ego (especially in the bed with a hot model) with the careful inspection and by using a proper push-in-pull-out methods.
- Try NOT to kill your BIG Ego by inspecting female ‘pesticides’. Using unknown ‘pesticides’ to satisfy the Ego can make you very sick.
- Do not use the girls that appear to be “I am home-made” or “I am custom orientated”! Home-made girls could be dangerous for your BIG Ego = they might make the size of the Ego look less as it is.
- Do not apply too many hot chicks directly to your BIG Ego. This could make you too busy and exhausted.
- Do not store the cameras above the bed. Storing stuff right above the bed gives the girl too many reasons to hide or to perform poorly…Also this makes more difficult to change the old chick to a new one, when your BIG Ego is done with her.
- Do not move your BIG Ego from one girl to another TOO often. Moving your Ego may spread the bed bugs. Or something worse…
- Do not wrap the body of the girl you have used to satisfy your Ego in the black plastic bag and never ever place them on the sun.
What to do when you have a Big Ego?
- Make sure your Ego is BIG enough…
Next post – Wisdom From Luke
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